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Britney worships the devil
Her handlers are claiming Britneys twitter page was hacked this morning after the wallpaper changed and two posts revealing her allegiance to the devil were posted, but of course they’re gonna say...
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i think you still need lyrics
Katy Perry and her producer went back on forth on twitter last night, with him begging her to get some work done and her explaining that she already had plans for the evening. What a coincidence....
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50 Cent had a rough night
50 Cent was on his twitter page all last night, after a frightening encounter with some inner city hooligan. “I can’t believe my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I’m rich fuck this I’m...
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Chris Brown’s Girlfriend Doesn’t Make Sense
Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, made the news recently by engaging in a Twitter fight with Rihanna in which they both actually fight over urban America’s most beloved moonwalking...
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Chris Brown fans seem stable
Chris Brown was doing the same stupid shit he always does on twitter last night (post “sexy” pictures of himself like it was some kind of gay classified), when he found himself in a war or words with...
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lets all pretend X-Men 3 never happened
Brett Ratner is such a shitty director that when he was done with ‘X-Men: The Last Stand’, the franchise had to literally go back in time before it existed and start over. Which is how we got ‘X-Men:...
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Hackers Outed Justin Bieber On E!’s Twitter
The Syrian Electronic Army became a household name two weeks ago, when so-called hackers logged into the Associated Press’ Twitter account and Tweeted that there had been an explosion at the White...
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US Airways Took Social Media To New Heights
One of the fun things about being a person who doesn’t spend every waking moment on Twitter is that if someone important tweets something incredibly fucking stupid, which is usually at least once a...
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Twitter Exec Can’t Figure Out Twitter
Twitter CFO Anthony Noto tried to send a direct message to someone on Twitter but accidentally posted it publicly. This comes as a relief to anyone who has tried using Twitter, foundered...
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Twitter Is the Premier Choice of Your Jihadi Types
Congratulations to Twitter. While the social media site has been losing market share in inane tween girls who could really benefit from fresh air and burpees, they’ve been cleaning up in Islamic State...
View ArticleChris Brown’s Girlfriend Doesn’t Make Sense
Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, made the news recently by engaging in a Twitter fight with Rihanna in which they both actually fight over urban America’s most beloved moonwalking...
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Chris Brown fans seem stable
Chris Brown was doing the same stupid shit he always does on twitter last night (post “sexy” pictures of himself like it was some kind of gay classified), when he found himself in a war or words with...
View Articlelets all pretend X-Men 3 never happened
Brett Ratner is such a shitty director that when he was done with ‘X-Men: The Last Stand’, the franchise had to literally go back in time before it existed and start over. Which is how we got ‘X-Men:...
View ArticleHackers Outed Justin Bieber On E!’s Twitter
The Syrian Electronic Army became a household name two weeks ago, when so-called hackers logged into the Associated Press’ Twitter account and Tweeted that there had been an explosion at the White...
View ArticleUS Airways Took Social Media To New Heights
One of the fun things about being a person who doesn’t spend every waking moment on Twitter is that if someone important tweets something incredibly fucking stupid, which is usually at least once a...
View ArticleTwitter Exec Can’t Figure Out Twitter
Twitter CFO Anthony Noto tried to send a direct message to someone on Twitter but accidentally posted it publicly. This comes as a relief to anyone who has tried using Twitter, foundered...
View ArticleTwitter Is the Premier Choice of Your Jihadi Types
Congratulations to Twitter. While the social media site has been losing market share in inane tween girls who could really benefit from fresh air and burpees, they’ve been cleaning up in Islamic State...
View ArticleAriel Winter Wants To Eat Cheeseburgers In Peace; Leaves Social Media
If you lust over Ariel Winter without the help of alcohol, congratulations, you’re one of the few men who find the first stage of obesity as sexually arousing. The next step is either getting help or...
View ArticleKim Kardashian Calls Tyson Beckford Gay After He Calls Her Botched
A post shared by The Shade Room (@theshaderoom) on Jul 31, 2018 at 12:26pm PDT The Jenndashians don’t so much as have wardrobe malfunctions as they have body malfunctions thanks to a laissez-faire...
View ArticleLana Del Rey And Azealia Banks Argued
It’s full speed ahead towards 2019. Humanity has made leaps and bounds when it comes to advancement. We may not have the futuristic flying cars that every sci-fi movie 40 years ago promised just yet,...
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